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Peter Herbert threatens formal complaint about ‘racist’ monkey signs in zoos
RACIST!! Fresh from making a formal complaint about Roy Hodgson telling a joke about a monkey, Chair of the Society of Black Lawyers, Peter Herbert, has now set his sights on the nation’s zoos, who he...
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England fans despair as team vows ‘we’ll meet all expectations’
“And then, after the penalties, I usually slump my shoulders like this” At a press briefing at Luton Airport on Sunday, Roy Hodgson confirmed younger England players are being taken to the World Cup...
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English football team fail to clear Customs
The English football team’s quest to return home from Brazil is in tatters after the team failed to clear Customs. Pre-flight expectations were high with most fans expecting England to progress to the...
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Raheem Sterling calls for ‘nap time’ to be introduced to football matches
Bless him, he’s tired Raheem Sterling has suggested that the introduction of designated ‘nap breaks’ into football matches would help prevent a repeat of the fatigue that saw him left out of the...
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Final list of scapegoats for England’s Euro 2016 failure announced
Hodgson has been practicing this expression for after every match Roy Hodgson has confirmed the squad of players with whom he will share the blame for another crushing defeat at the national game. As...
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Peter Herbert threatens formal complaint about ‘racist’ monkey signs in zoos
RACIST!! Fresh from making a formal complaint about Roy Hodgson telling a joke about a monkey, Chair of the Society of Black Lawyers, Peter Herbert, has now set his sights on the nation’s zoos, who he...
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England fans despair as team vows ‘we’ll meet all expectations’
“And then, after the penalties, I usually slump my shoulders like this” At a press briefing at Luton Airport on Sunday, Roy Hodgson confirmed younger England players are being taken to the World Cup...
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English football team fail to clear Customs
The English football team’s quest to return home from Brazil is in tatters after the team failed to clear Customs. Pre-flight expectations were high with most fans expecting England to progress to the...
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Raheem Sterling calls for ‘nap time’ to be introduced to football matches
Bless him, he’s tired Raheem Sterling has suggested that the introduction of designated ‘nap breaks’ into football matches would help prevent a repeat of the fatigue that saw him left out of the...
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Final list of scapegoats for England’s Euro 2016 failure announced
Hodgson has been practicing this expression for after every match Roy Hodgson has confirmed the squad of players with whom he will share the blame for another crushing defeat at the national game. As...
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